Thursday, October 4, 2007

Five Best...Pickup Lines from Weird Al's "Wanna B Ur Lovr"

#5. Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet


#4. Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice


#3. Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up

#2. I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?


#1. Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy

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