Five Best...Personality Songs

#5. "Dead Souls" by Nine Inch Nails

Someone take these dreams away
That point me to another day
A dual personality
A strange but true reality

#4. "You're My Everything" by Nat King Cole

You're my everything underneath the sun
You're my everything rolled up into one
You're my only dream, my only real reality
You're my idea of a perfect personality

#3. "Daytime Dilemma (Dangers of Love" by the Ramones

Miss Personality, a grade A student naturally
She had it all worked out, but things aren't what they seem
Is this real or just a dream?
And things will never ever be the same again

#2. "Seen and Not Seen" by Talking Heads

Maybe they imagined that their new face would better suit their personality....Or maybe they imagined that their personality would be forced to change to fit the new appearance....This is why first impressions are often correct...

#1. "Personality Crisis" by New York Dolls

Well we can't take it this week
And her friends don't want another speech
Hoping for a better day to hear what she's got to say

All about that, Personality Crisis you got it while it was hot
But now frustration and heartache is what you got

Five Best...Chain Songs

#5. "Chain That Door" by Mudhoney

Where do you think we've seen that girl?
Chain that door, I'm outta your world

#4. "Ball and Chain" by Big Brother and the Holding Company

Sitting down by my window,
Oh, looking at the rain.
Sitting down by my window now now,
All around I felt it,
All I could see was the rain.
Something grabbed a hold of me, honey,
Felt to me honey like, lord, a ball and chain.

#3. "Chain Saw" by the Ramones

Texas chain saw massacre,
They took my baby away from me
But she'll never get out of there,
She'll never get out of there

#2. "Chain Gang" by Sam Cooke

That's the sound of the men,
They are working on the chain gang.

#1. "Walking on a Wire" by Richard and Linda Thompson

I hand you my ball and chain
You just hand me that same old refrain

Four Best...Versions of "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" on YouTube

#4. Per Gessle (Gotta admit, I'm a little creeped out by the lead singer)

#3. Pete Yorn

#2. Green Day

#1. The Ramones

Happy Birthday...To Me!

As today is my 20th birthday, I'm going to be selfish, think about myself and post birthday related videos:

-An SNL clip of a "new" Happy Birthday song with Jack Black

-A bunch of Simpsons birthday clips: Homer not blowing out his candles, The Ramones (Stones?) singing to Mr. Burns and a performance of "Lisa, It's Your Birthday" by Bart and Leon Kompowski.

-Bob Dylan singing "Happy Birthday" and sounding/looking horrible.

-And, of course, "Birthday" by The Beatles

Five Best...Ramones Albums

#5. Mondo Bizarro (only for "Censorshit")

#4. Leave Home

#3. Road to Ruin

#2. Rocket to Russia

#1. Ramones