Five Best..."Uncle" Songs

#5. "Froggie Went A-Courtin'" by Bob Dylan (among others)

Uncle Rat laughed and he shook his fat sides, Uh-huh,
Uncle Rat laughed and he shook his fat sides, Uh-huh,
Uncle Rat laughed and he shook his fat sides,.
To think his niece would be a bride, Uh-huh.

#4. "Uncle Fucka" by Terrance and Philip (South Park)

Shut YOUR fucking face, Uncle Fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, Uncle Fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
Just fuck your uncle all day long

#3. "Long Tall Sally" by Little Richard

Well Long, Tall Sally
She's built for speed,
She got everything that Uncle John needs

#2. "Little Criminals" by Randy Newman"

Got a gun from Uncle Freddy
Got a station all picked out
Got a plan and now we're ready
Gonna take that station out

#1. "Uncle John's Band" by The Grateful Dead

God Damn I declare have you seen like
Their walls are built like cannon balls
Their motto is 'Don't Tread On Me'
Come hear Uncle John's band playing-to the tide
Come along or go alone
He's come to take his children home