Five Best...Gary Songs

#5. "Gone Fishin'" by Louis Armstrong

Gone fishin'
(bah-boo-bah-boo-bah-boo-bah-boo-bah)
There's a sign upon your door
(Pops, don't blab it around, will you?)
Gone fishin'
(keep it shady, I got me a big one staked out)
Mmm, you ain't workin' anymore
(I don't have to work, I got me a piece of Gary)

#4. "The Gary Song" by Olmstead White

"Gary, Gary, quite contrary"

#3. "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Fred Astaire

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super-Duper

#2. "Gary's Got a Boner" by The Replacements

Gary got a boner
'Cause Gary's got a boner
Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner now

#1. "Clash City Rockers" by The Clash

You owe me a move say the bells of St. Groove
Come on and show me say the bells of Old Bowie
When I am fitter say the bells of Gary Glitter
No one but you and I say the bells of Prince Far-I
No one but you and I say the bells of Prince Far-I