Five Best...Characters in Willie Dixon's "Wang Dang Doodle"

#5. Fast Talking Fanny

#4. Automatic Slim

#3. Kudu-Crawlin' Red

#2. Butcher Knife Totin' Annie

#1. Abyssinian Ned

What is a "wang dang doodle," you may be asking yourself? Well, according to Urban Dictionary, it's either:

A) a good old fashioned Saturday night filled with drunken revelry, which may include but is not limited to fighting, dancing, singing and the like.

B) a penis.

It's up to you, the reader, to decide.